Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.
trying to figure out someone else’s shower
So in or second apartment we moved in and after a long ass day we wanted to shower abd just collapse in bed. I walked into the bathroom and looked at the shower head. And the faucet knob. I gave that bath tub a fucking hand job, but couldn’t figure it out. I called the SO in and he couldn’t either. We took baths that night and had to go to the housing office and ask THEM how to work our shower. WE WERE NOT THE FIRST PEOPLE TO HAVE TO DO THIS. THEY GET THIS ALL THE TIME.
Maybe don’t let Salvador Dali design your fucking plumbing.
Give unto me.
being 20+ on tumblr
Here’s a little animation I tossed together to celebrate the Matterhorn Bobsleds’ 55th birthday!
damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian presidentP-Francis and the Prez
I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
Pretty sure the correct response to this is a very southern “Bless your heart.”